How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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