in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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