Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
