i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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