I think scott just propositioned me for sex
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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