i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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