what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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