White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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