I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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