Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He kissed a someone with a penis
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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