Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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