I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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