I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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