Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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