I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
im on a boat
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