is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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