In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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