Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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