Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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