Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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