belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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