Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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