in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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