Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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