I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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