She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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