The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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