yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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