i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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