About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We named our party play list daddy issues
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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