i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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