i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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