Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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