we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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