The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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