so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Randomize
