There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
