I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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