it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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