words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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