thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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