Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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