Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(307): View more from Wyoming

try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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(226): View more from Ontario

i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.

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(516): View more from New York

OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM

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(870): View more from Arkansas

She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...

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Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
Read it at the TFLN blog
(859): View more from Kentucky

While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.

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(818): View more from California

Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.

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(619): View more from California

He had a step stool to get in to his bed!

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.

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