Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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