this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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