I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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