Will you blow on my dice?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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