I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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