i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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