so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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