I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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