I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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