I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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