I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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