I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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