Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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