at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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